07-27-05

(Recordar que las charlas son en ingles, the part written in English is exactly the same as in Spanish)


Llama una mujer que tenia un quilombo en la maquina y no podia solucionarlo porque se le habia colgado la maquina en una rutina de esas tontas tipo escaneo de virus.
Le dije que la cancele con control+alt+supr

Mujer: No se que es supr

Yo: Es la tecla de funcion para borrar señora (la que no es backspace)

Mujer: Ok, no se donde esta esa tecla

Yo: Busque en teclado la que se encuentra debajo de la tecla insert

Mujer: Ok
(Y tardaba)

Degolpe me dice
Mujer: Ya esta, pero debajo de la tecla esa no hay nada

Yo: Como que no hay nada debajo? (pobre de mi todavia no entendia)

Mujer: Claro, saque la tecla pero solo hay un punto negro (el nodo de la tecla "Teclados microsoft")

(yo me quede O.o y ahi me cayo la ficha)
Yo: Señora, arranco la tecla?

Mujer: Si si, ya la saque

Yo: No señora, yo queria que ud tocara la tecla de abajo, la que esta justo al lado de la tecla END

Cuestion que se ofendio y se enojo conmigo!
La pregunta es? yo que culpa tengo que tremendo animalito de dios no sepa buscar una puta tecla! y encima rompa su teclado en el proseso...

Moraleja: Si alguien te dice "No se donde se encuentra tal cosa" NO usar la palabra "Debajo de..."


-------------Same in English--------------


A woman who had a problem on the pc calls, i could not resolve the problem cause the machine was stuck on some antivirus routine, so i told her to cancel it with "crtl+alt+del"

Women: I don't know what is Del

Me: It's the function key to delete (the one that is not backspace)

Woman: Ok, i don't know where is that key

Me: Look on the keyboard it's the one Under the "Ins" key

Mujer: Ok

After a while she tells
Woman: Got it, but Under that key there's nothing

Me: Nothing? that is impossible, are you sure?

Woman: Yes, I pull the key, but Under the key there's only a black circle (on microsoft keyboards that is the contact of the key)

Me: Maham, you rip the insert key?

Mujer: Yes yes, i already took it

Me: No maham, i wanted for you to touch the key Under the insert one, the one besides the END Key

The thing is that after i tell her this she gets mad at me!
so the real cuestion is... how in the world can it be my fault if that lady is like a cavemen and doesn't know how to search for a keyb!!
And in the prosses break his keyboard... O.o

The moral of this story is: if anyonw tells you "I don't know where it is" NEVER use the word "Under"



Cuidense mucho
Terry

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